Christmas Crack Challenge Time!!!
Everyone go check on fiona_fawkes
's Christmas Challenge Post!
The rules are simple (and subject to gross embellishment without notice):
- Pick a numbered prompt from the list and comment to say which prompt you're doing.
- create a drabble/drawble/limerick/poem/
interpretive dance/other creative pursuit of your choice in whatever fandom you feel like perverting at the time.
- come back and post it here as a comment or link to where you've posted it in your own LJ. At this time, you're welcome to pick up another if you like.
- Feel free to pimp this out and spread the crack.
Come December 26th, I'll collect all the links and post a master list of the crackery for your amusement.
1. Did you get any under the tree?
2. I think your balls are hanging too low.
3. Check out Rudolf's honker!
4. Santa's sack is really bulging.
5. Lift up the skirt so I can clean underneath.
6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
7. I love licking the end till it's real sharp and pointy.
8. From here, you can't tell if they're real or artificial.
9. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against a wall.
And here is mine. Yeah... I tried for all ten. Absolutely unbeta'd and cracktastic, but oddly fluffy towards the end. I have no idea how that happened. ( First Party Impressions )